I have this Pandora station specifically for the purpose of playing ass-shaking music and right now, it’s definitely not failing me. it’s pretty much the best thing ever.

I have this Pandora station

specifically for the purpose of playing ass-shaking music

and right now, it’s definitely not failing me.

it’s pretty much the best thing ever.

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“oh, [insert name here]!? I hate that bitch!” I love having my neighbor here. she’s a funny little Mexican. :3

“oh, [insert name here]!? I hate that bitch!”

I love having my neighbor here.

she’s a funny little Mexican.

:3

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watching Channing Tatum’s sexiness dance instead of reading The Faerie Queen. no complaints.

watching Channing Tatum’s sexiness dance

instead of reading The Faerie Queen.

no complaints.

that annoying moment when you’re sitting in a movie theater and the guys behind you smell just like your ex-boyfriend. :|

that annoying moment

when you’re sitting in a movie theater and the guys behind you smell just like your ex-boyfriend. :|

just put on some sofi shorts from high school they’re so tight on me it’s ridiculous. :|

just put on some sofi shorts from high school

they’re so tight on me it’s ridiculous.

:|

I’m an idiot. decided to randomly look at his Facebook page cuz ya know, I can. it’s not like he ever updates, but I’m bored. anyway. he’s in “I-Week” right now, so I can’t talk to him. but his Pledge Ed tagged him and the other pledges in a status that said “Initiation Week starts tomorrow!!” and I was like “OH DUH. THAT’S WHAT I WEEK MEANS.” yeah. I didn’t know what the “I” stood for before. yup. I’m an idiot.. -____- that ALSO explains what the fuck he’s doing. I never quite understood what everyone meant by it being the worst week ever and “goodbye society” and whatnot. it’s like “DUH.”

I’m an idiot.

decided to randomly look at his Facebook page cuz ya know, I can.
it’s not like he ever updates, but I’m bored.

anyway. he’s in “I-Week” right now, so I can’t talk to him.

but his Pledge Ed tagged him and the other pledges in a status that said “Initiation Week starts tomorrow!!”

and I was like “OH DUH. THAT’S WHAT I WEEK MEANS.”

yeah. I didn’t know what the “I” stood for before.

yup. I’m an idiot..

-____-

that ALSO explains what the fuck he’s doing.
I never quite understood what everyone meant by it being the worst week ever and “goodbye society” and whatnot.

it’s like “DUH.”

UNFFF… really hot, half-naked dude walking around oh the things I’d do to him. he’s a sexy little fuck. :|

UNFFF…

really hot, half-naked dude walking around oh the things I’d do to him. he’s a sexy little fuck. :|

so awkward when two of your favorite fandoms are against each other in a competition and you have blogs from both sides like “the other side sucks, vote this side!” and I’m like ”:|”

so awkward when

two of your favorite fandoms are against each other in a competition

and you have blogs from both sides like

“the other side sucks, vote this side!”

and I’m like

”:|”

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thanks Jack my throat feels better now! yayy. still nervous as fuck though. -____-

thanks Jack

my throat feels better now!

yayy.

still nervous as fuck though.

-____-

I’ve been homehome for a few hours and my eyes already itch like crazy. I haven’t even been outside very much. eff this air. :|

I’ve been homehome for a few hours

and my eyes already itch like crazy.

I haven’t even been outside very much.

eff this air.

:|

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