Dbag:
Wow, you may not have the best body, but damn girl-- you can dance!
Me:
Ok, let me just ask you; what in the hell makes you think that's something you should ever say out loud?
Ava:
Why, what'd he say?
Me:
*repeat dbag's nonsense*
Ava:
...
Me:
*turning back to dbag* I'm gonna go in the back, and when I come back out, you and I are gonna brainstorm reasons for me not to hit you. Cause right now I'm coming up empty.