December 2011
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Which Disney Princess Are You?
Belle
[x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like. [] You’ve been lost in the forest. [x] You love to read. [] You are not shy at all. [x] One of your family members is a bit weird. [x] You have done volunteer work. [x] You have a wild imagination. [x] You love to take care of people in need. [x] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re...
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that awkwwarrrd moment
of Facebook stalking when you discover your ex has a prominent hickey in his new profile picture.
all I could say was “wow. he moves on fast.” and “poor girl. he will ruin your life.”
because that’s all that can be said about him. after our very dramatic last night together, I thought he would’a staved off [yeah I just slipped in a strange word and what] sex...
it's funny how my day can take such a turn.
you don’t get just any guy a fucking Bulova watch.
I’m finding it hard to breathe.
:|
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
it's so fucked
these “momentous” occasions are always ruined by something.
:|
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asshole parents
ya know dad, if you were gonna be a dick behind my back about helping me with rent, you shouldn’t have fucking offered in the first place.
I have a damn brain, they’re not “just numbers” to me motherfucker.
like REALLY dad!? keep talking shit about me to my mom, see what fucking happens.
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I made my brother watch the trailer
and he yelled at me after like “I’m gonna fuckin’ cry now you ass!”
:]
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Christmas hangover.
:3
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that awkward moment ...
when you find your ex boyfriend’s gross ass sock in your drawer and you lack the proper materials to set it on fire.
:[
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“I really like it, but I think there should be more sparkle involved!”
– Big Rich Texas
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today's obsession:
Big Rich Texas on Style.
I was gonna turn on my Netflix and continue watching Skins(UK), but this is getting too entertaining.
hahaha
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if I was throwing up all morning,
why would I want to go Christmas shopping today? I’m not faking or milking it mother. my acid reflux is legit acting up today. it’s not stress or something I can control. so I don’t need your looks when I say I don’t feel up to going out today. UGH.
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on a completely unrelated to my last post note,
I love it when Psycho Boy disrespects The Rev, because it reminds me of how fucked up and shitty he is as a person.
like, really. regardless of whether or not you like the band, you don’t revel in the fact that the man is dead. that’s just some horrible karma headed your way buddy, and I pray that my secret fantasies are false and Avenged Sevenfold aren’t really vampires who...
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uber excitemeeeeent
Disneyland in the morning !!!
can you feel it!?! can you feel it Mr. Krabs!?!
ahh, wrong theme park. either way though. I’m excited.
I’m tired as fuck and I’ll prlly be tired and groggy and irritated all morning, buuut once I see the Disneyland signs on the freeway I’m gonna lose it.
mwuahahahahaha
:3
and I am DETERMINED to finally see the snow dammit!!
Ancient Ram Inn
Zak: I feel like a tingling on the inner of my legs.
Lady Snake: Ah.. Okay... Fantastic, she's in.
Nick: She's in?
Lady Snake: She's in.
Zak: She's in what?!
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“You’ve ruined me, I can’t settle for less.”
– The Adjustment Bureau
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strange day.
he just called me, for no apparent reason I suppose, and we had a short 4min conversation.
I flashed back a lil to a couple months back when he called me in the middle of the night to hear my voice, because he really wanted to hear my voice again.
hm.
