February 2012
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wastedgun asked: ehh well boys are dumb.. just about anything you promise them that involves your lips will get you want you want. easily. lol and oh yes my lana del rey lips will be all over my tumblr haha can. not. wait. haha sorry, i'll stop being a pink team cheer leader now. can't help myself sometimes haha of course the box'o wine in my fridge doesn't help. makes me drop my gun loving,...
wastedgun asked: i'm six steps past obsessed with her. I was promising blow jobs for leaks of her album months before it came out. So now i'm the proud owner of 20 demos, that I find to be better than some of the album, and of course about 8 songs that aren't on the album. like i said.. LOVE LOVE LOVE her. and if there was a way to put a gif in an ask then it would be here now. lol My bestie...
wastedgun asked: awww yay :) I LOVE LOVE LOVE me some Lana Del Rey.. honestly I'd answer everything with a gif of her if it were possible. but then again, since I'm on the pink team, I guess its natural that I'd love someone with more botox and fillers in her face than I'll ever be able to afford haha
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random thought during my procrastination
I just saw a commercial for the release of the newest Twilight movie’s DVD and the part where Edward breaks the bed while they do the deed comes on
and I just thought “I bet Robert Pattinson felt like such a boss when they filmed that because he prlly got to ‘break the bed’ numerous times while he ‘made love to’ Bella”
bwahahahahaha
Tom Brady is coming over,with the whole Patriots...
lickypickystickyfree:
I am going to plaster this place with pictures of people “Bradying”
(*courtesy of the enlightened souls who run this joint)
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Watchavaadore:
Channing Tatum, doing some good stripper giggles on prime-time tv. I like this because it’s stripper humour: by strippers, for strippers, that other people also happen to find funny. Not jokes at strippers’ expenses. Big change. Bear with: there’s an advertisement at the beginning, because, well, it’s NBC.
so much win.
“Some people think that you can’t let same-sex couples get married without...”
– California attorney and semi-professional cynic Bill Smith on today’s Ninth Circuit decision regarding Proposition 8. Read the full decision here. (via plays-with-squirrels)
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me: "was that your roundabout way of saying you missed me?"
him: "Somewhat."
me: "aha. thanks I think?"
him: "Your welcome."
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andrewbreitel:
i think im just going to be drunk all of valentines day
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“People can say whatever they want about me, but at the end of the day I am still...”
– Megan Fox (via inkedpriince)
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“hey I wanna sing stuff and make music”
-hey, I love you
:3
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I chopped an onion for the first time in my life...
I died.
my eyes are itchy.
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Conversations with dumb people: Edition 16
*after I get off stage*
Dbag: Wow, you may not have the best body, but damn girl-- you can dance!
Me: Ok, let me just ask you; what in the hell makes you think that's something you should ever say out loud?
Ava: Why, what'd he say?
Me: *repeat dbag's nonsense*
Ava: ...
Me: *turning back to dbag* I'm gonna go in the back, and when I come back out, you and I are gonna brainstorm reasons for me not to hit you. Cause right now I'm coming up empty.
good-grade-in-a-tight-sweater:
It’s official, give people tiaras and they’ll kiss you
“I’M A PRINCESS AND THIS IS MY TIARA!!”
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to whoever lives above me
y’all have a very squeaky bed
it’s REAL awkward
:|
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I’m drunk on insomnia, silently giggling while my roommate talks to her ex on the phone.
I think this is a sign to give up on this homework thing.
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